10. If you put that in your ear it's going to get stuck.
9. Stop growling at your sister.
8. Where did those scissors come from?
7. You are NOT a monkey. Stop jumping on the bed!
6. Sharpies are not for bodies.
5. Spit those clippies out right now!
4. You have to wear clothes if you want to go to the store. Those are the rules!
3. Don't touch Batman's (the dog) butt, that's gross!!
2. Go put your panties back on!
and the #1 thing... which, of course, I say now on a daily basis.....
BECAUSE I SAID SO, AND I'M THE MOM!